A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower.
The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up
to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and
shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee
and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife is not sure and says, "What?" and the man repeats
The wife replies that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left
breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well there is no way in hell the man can even come close on
that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairss and asks her
"What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE- LEFT TIT - BEHIND -THE BUSH!"