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    Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Alkisah sore itu Jono dan Eni sedang asyik-nya pacaran di ruang tamu. Mereka bermesra-mesraan.

    Eni : Bang Jono, bibir aku lagi sariawan bang. Jadi susah buat ngomong
    Jono : Sini abang cium, pasti ntar sembuh.

    (Si Jono pun mencium bibir Eni)

    Eni : Bener bang, udah agak mendingan ga begitu kerasa sakit lagi. Tapi kayaknya pindah ke leher ini bang.
    Jono : Ya udah sini abang cium lehernya biar semb
    uh sakitnya.

    (Si Jono kemudian menciumi leher Eni)

    Eni : Hehe, enak bang gak kerasa sakit lagi leher Eni, tapi sakitnya pindah lagi ini bang. Sekarang dada Eni yang sakit
    Jono : Abang ciumin lagi deh ya, biar ga sakit

    (Si Jono pun lagi-lagi menciumi dada Eni)

    (Mendengar percakapan itu, Nenek eni yang daritadi mendengarkan dari dapur muncul dan langsung menghampiri si Jono)

    Nenek : Nak Jono, ternyata Nak Jono ini jago mengobati penyakit lewat ciuman bibirnya yaa.. hebat.

    (Jono yang dari tadi asyik dengan Eni tampak kaget dan kebingungan)

    Jono : Iya nek, ciuman Jono bisa nyembuhin banyak penyakit.
    Nenek : Wah bagus, kalo gitu bisa dong cium pantat nenek, soalnya ambeien nenek gak sembuh-sembuh ini.
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    hahaha...kena batunya si Jono...suruh nyium pantat nenek-nenek.
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Quote Originally Posted by doyo View Post
    hahaha...kena batunya si Jono...suruh nyium pantat nenek-nenek.
    Kira2 neneknya langsung nungging depan Jono kali ya Om
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    wkwkwkwk....jono oh jono nasibnya apes di terakhir ...
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Quote Originally Posted by rubei View Post
    wkwkwkwk....jono oh jono nasibnya apes di terakhir ...
    Jono juga bisa ngeles Om
    duhh nek tiba2 bibir Jono sariawan
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Nah lohhh kapok g tuh si Jono nanti dikentutin sama Nenek haha
    Blm bau pantat neneknya
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Quote Originally Posted by co_casanova View Post
    Nah lohhh kapok g tuh si Jono nanti dikentutin sama Nenek haha
    Blm bau pantat neneknya
    RUpanya Om Casa pernah dikentutin dan nyium pantat si nenek
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    ...kena lohhh...
    ayo cium pantat nenek nenek....
    Hidup itu seperti hubungan sex.....kadang di atas (MOT), kadang di bawah (WOT).

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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    Quote Originally Posted by Koko Bae View Post
    ...kena lohhh...
    ayo cium pantat nenek nenek....
    Ati2 besok bibirnya keracunan pantat nenek Om
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    Re: Ciuman Obat paling AMPUH

    hahahaha kocak juga nih nenek,ga pernah muda kali ya
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