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    Several English jokes

    BMW shoping

    A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."


    Run Faster without windows

    When Windows operating system was first operated and famous in USA, a discussion between two young IT executives happen.
    A : Wow, this new OS is working crazy fast, what do you think B?
    B : Not really, my convertible BMW could run faster without Windows
    A : (Misuh2)

    I don't like her

    In a valentine day, a young man came into a chocolate shop and buy a chocolate for his girlfriend. Here is his conversation with the shopkeeper :
    Shopkeeper : Good morning sir, can I help you?
    Young man : Yes, I want to buy a valentine gift for my girl.
    Shopkeeper : Ok, sir, we have the new premium sweety made from famous British dark chocolate in heart shape and the white rose made with the best milk from Holland and they are as big as your palm sir
    Young man : Nope, I won't buy both of them
    Shopkeeper : Then what are you looking for sir?
    Young man : Give me the smallest one, I will buy it
    Shopkeeper : The smallest one Sir, but the price is not really different
    Young man : I know, I just don't love my girl
    Shopkeeper : (Freak guy)


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    Last edited by yellow_pages; 12-12-2012 at 02:46 AM. Reason: vocab mistake
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