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    Tahukah Nyonya Caranya Bercinta?

    Ini cerita di sebuah peternakan. Seorang pria melangkah ke rumah tetangganya dan mengetuk pintu. Ketika nyonya rumah membuka pintu, si pria bertanya, "Apakah Nyonya tahu caranya bercinta?"
    Tentu saja si nyonya rumah marah dan membanting pintu.

    Namun, si pria tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan mengajukan pertanyaan yang sama. Kali ini si nyonya menjerit sekeras-kerasnya sambil mengusir tamu tidak senonoh tadi. Malam itu juga si nyonya menceritakan kejadian memalukan tadi kepada suaminya.

    Si suami berjanji bahwa ia akan tinggal di rumah keesokan harinya untuk menghadapi si tamu kurang ajar tadi seandainya ia muncul lagi. Ternyata benar, keesokan harinya pria yang sama datang lagi dan mengetuk pintu.

    Nyonya rumah segera membuka pintu sementara suaminya bersembunyi sambil membawa senapan.
    Si tamu kembali bertanya, "Nyonya, tahukah anda caranya bercinta?"
    "Tentu saja, kenapa anda menanyakannya?", si nyonya balik bertanya.

    "Baguslah...", kata si tamu. "Kalau begitu, puaskanlah suami anda dan beritahu dia untuk menjauhi istri saya!!!"
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