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    Keliru mijitnya neng...

    KELIRU MIJITNYA NENG….

    Ada dua wanita yang sedang main Golf di suatu minggu siang. Wanita yang pertama memukul bola golf dengan kencang dan rupanya bola itu mengarah kepada seorang pria di ujung hole yang lain.
    Bola itu langsung kena pria tersebut, lalu dia tersungkur ke tanah, sambil kedua tangannya memegang di celana dan berguling ke sana- ke mari.

    Melihat hal demikian, wanita itu langsung lari kepadanya, langsung minta maaf. Dia mengaku dirinya seorang ahli therapy phisik,
    "Perbolehkan saya untuk menolong. Saya seorang ahli therapy phisik dan saya tahu saya bisa membebaskan anda dari sakit jika anda memperbolehkannya", dia berkata kepada pria tersebut .
    "Aduh, oohhh, jangan, saya baik-baik saja....saya akan sembuh "
    Setelah beberapa menit, dia menjawabnya dengan memelas, masih dalam posisi memegang kedua tangan menutupi celananya .

    Tetapi wanita itu memaksa, dan akhirnya dia memperbolehkan wanita itu untuk membantunya. Dia dengan lembut memindahkan tangannya, dan membaringkan dia di sisinya, kemudian wanita itu membuka celananya, dan menaruh tangannya di dalamnya dan mulai untuk memijatnya.

    Kemudian dia bertanya : "Bagaimana rasanya ?"
    Dia menjawab : " Rasanya menyenangkan, tetapi JEMPOL TANGANKU MASIH SAKIT SEKALI KENA BOLA !...."
    Hidup itu seperti hubungan sex.....kadang di atas (MOT), kadang di bawah (WOT).

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    Wkkkkk ternyata jempol yg lain yah yang di pijet
    yg cowok malah semangat 45 tuh hihihi
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    dikira kena penis tapi cuma kena jempol doank
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    kalo ane diemin dulu biar puas n ngecrot dulu. baru ngaku deh kalo jempolnya yang sakit
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    oalah yang kena jemponya toh... hahahahahahaha
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    lucky boy.. wkwkwkwkwkwk
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    oalah . ketipu ane
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    Wkwkwkwk.... Beneran lucu..... Hahhahha

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    wk wk wk wk apes tapi uenak ...
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    Re: Keliru mijitnya neng...

    yg sakit jempol yg d pijit anu na.... ya keenakan lah

    ” it's not all 'bout SEX....but FRIENDSHIP "
    when fantasy meets safety....and when privacy needs respect....

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