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    Burung Pak Lurah

    Pak Lurah memiliki hobi memelihara burung bermacam macam jenisnya. Pada suatu pagi, burungnya hilang dsemua karena dicuri orang. Merasa ulah si maling sudah keterlaluan maka pak lurah merencanakan untuk membawa masalah ini di pertemuan wwarga. Sekitar 200 warga hadir.

    Setelah berbicara panjang lebar soal moral, si pak lurah bertanya “siapa yang punya burung?”

    Seluruh laki laki yang hadir segera berdiri.

    Menyadari kesalahannya dalam bertanya pak lurah buru buru berkata ,” bukan itu maksud saya? Maksud saya adalah, siapa yang pernah melihat burung?”

    Seluruh warga wanita berdiri.

    “Wah. Gawat” pikir pak lurah.

    Dengan muka marah ia berkata, “Maksud saya siapa yang pernah lihat burung bukan miliknya?”

    Separuh dari wanita yang hadir berdiri.

    Muka pak lurah semakin marah, dan juga makin gugup, ia berkata lagi, ” maaf sekali lagi, bukan kearah situ pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah siapa yang pernah melihat burung saya?”

    Segera 5 wanita berdiri.

    #Pak lurah langsung lari pontang-panting melihat bu lurah berlari dengan membawa sapu lidi.

    -hahahahahahaha-
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    Hahahha.. Ini yg bego pak lurahnya... Kenapa ga nanya'nya burung peliharaan bukan burung manusia..
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    pak lurah bisa di usir tidur di luar tuh
    Jiah pertanyaan pak lurah buat warga jadi pada mengaku wkkkkkkk
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    polos banget masyarakat disana ya

    apes buat pak lurah
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    pak lurah ketahuan main sama 5 warganya, xixixi
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    Pak lurah keceplosan nanya nya?
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    Re: Burung Pak Lurah

    Jiaakakakkk... Tambah apes deh Pak Lurahnya...

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    Re: Burung Pak Lurah

    asli ngakak!! cerita ini udah sering denger tetep bisa ngakak.

    Perlu belajar ilmu burung ah.
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