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    Peringatan: meneruskan membaca dapat menyebabkan sakit mata, pusing, mual, muntah, dl

    Nemu curhat-sumpah-serapah-gajelas ini di facebook

    Tadinya sih dah maleeeesss banget bacanya, tapi ternyata lumayan untuk ngelatih mental-jiwa-raga dan kewarasan klo sampe ku ketemu sama alay macam kemaren itu

    Yah minimal, ini bacaan sangat bermanfaat untuk dihujat


    Hari pertama

    QmO dLaM iDopQhO (kamu dalam hidupku..)

    q tWo……………… (aku tau……)
    qMo mANk cLiD wAd cYanK m qHo…………. (kamu memang sulit buat sayang sama aku…)
    tPhE qMo pLu tHwO„„„ (tapi kamu perlu tau….)
    mY LuPi”………… (my love, cintaku -btw, lupi lupi di kuping aku kedengerannya kayak permen yupi. ehm)
    aLwaYs 4’U…………… (always for you, cuman buat kamu)

    cO’nA cMa qMo YaNk Co WaD qHo cYuM………… (soalnya cuma kamu yang cowo buat aku senyum -oke ni jelas jelas tidak mengikuti kaidah yang benar dalam membuat struktur kalimat)
    k’tHwA„„„„„„„„„„ (ketawa…)
    n cNeNk…………….. (dan senang)

    tHanKz b’4„„„„„„ (thanks before, terimakasih sebelumnya)
    yOz aLaWAiCe d bEzT……………. (you always the best, kamu selalu yang terbaik -ALAWAICE? HAHAHAHAHA)
    iN meYe heArD„„„„„„, (in my heart, dalam hatiku -btw MEYE? HEARD? apa maksudnya IN MY EYE HEARD... dalam mataku mendengar???)

    tHo_tHo………….. (dadah -ini dadah doang ribet banget nulisnya)
    LupHz yOu„„„„„„, (love you, sayang kamu)
    bU_bU„„„„„„(bubu)


    Hari berikutnya


    I’m ReGrEeEeeEEeeEet nOw……………. (aku menyesal sekarang... englishnya parah pisan)
    naFaZ„„„„„„„„„, (napas)
    bNcHi qOh nGmBAnK………………. (benci aku ngambang -oke uda mulai jorok,pake ada yang ngambang-ngambang)
    hOeKkkKKk…………….. (sound effect muntah)
    .

    nPhA jDe gnE??????????????? (mengapa jadi begini?)
    i dOn’t LiKe tHaT………….. (I don’t like that, aku tidak suka itu)
    qOh g Mo iDoP dLAM kmNfqAn………. (aku ga mau hidup dalam kemunafikan -WUUUUSHHHHH efek angin dingin berhembus)

    tHiZ iZ buLLsHiT!!!!!!!!!!! (this is bullshit!, ini semua omong kosong!!! -penuh amarah membara)

    sHiT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shit!!!!!! TA* -hahah marah marah ngomong yang kuning kuning kayak banana)

    SADAM WITHOUT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sadam without word, sadam tanpa kata -WTF tiba-tiba ngurusin sadam hussein kah ini? ato DIAM maksudnya? OH DIAM DEH KAYAKNYA. bzzzzzzt)

    HAifTf……………… (huff)



    Hari ketiga —————————————–

    TaKe mE 2 yOuR hEaRtZzz?????????????????? (take me to your heart, bawa aku ke dalam hatimu... tapi koq nanya yah?????)

    cXnK qMoh tO cKiDnAAAAaaaAaAaaaa……. (sayang kamu tuh sakitnyaaaa…)

    m_tHa apOn YoH……………… (minta ampun ya…)
    qoH tLuZ”aN uCHA bWaD tTeP qEqEUh cXnK qMo………. (aku terus-terusan berusaha buat tetep kekeuh sayang kamu…)

    bUD„„„„„„„„„, (but, tetapi…)
    hUhuHuHfTFTf………….. .. (huft huft -ehem sok centil kali ini maksudnya)
    cIa” adJA………………… (sia sia aja -CIA2? hahahah)

    shIt???????????? (TA*?????? - redaksi mohon maaf bila ada kata yang tidak berkenan)

    maYbe??????????????? (maybe, mungkin?????)

    ckIdDDdddDDDd„„„„„„, „„„„„„„„„„„„„ „„ (SAKIIIIIIT! -ini ngomong sakit doang kayak suara ngedecit mobil ngerem)
    pGEn qOh tO bLanK…………………….. (pengen aku tuh bilang)
    U bLOkE mY hEaLtH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you bloke my health, kamu cowo kesehatanku, atau kamu merusak kesehatanku? -HAHAHAHAHA YOU BROKE MY HEART KOK JADI YOU BLOKE MY HEALTH? jauh gitu artinyaaaa! *ngakak*)

    i tHinK…………….. (aku pikir…)
    it’Z DISGUSTING vOiCE……………….. (itu suara menjijkan -naon deui ieu teh ga nyambung)
    anDeE…………………. (andaiii…)
    adJA g2 dRe wAL…………….. (aja gitu dari awal)
    qTaH gAg mKeN dIEM”aN gNe tOh???!?@??@?@??@@?@? (kita ga makin diem dieman gini tho’???? a? a? a? a?? - yang ini ga tau maksudnya manggil aa atau cuma 'a')
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    ente tafir, ane sakit mata beneran.... mana kaca mata? ane minta kaca mata kuda.....
    janji adalah HUTANG
    sedangkan HUTANG bisa dibayar kafan-kafan

    memakai tofeng lebih mudah dari fada memakai kejujuran

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    Quote Originally Posted by [BEJO] View Post
    ente tafir, ane sakit mata beneran.... mana kaca mata? ane minta kaca mata kuda.....
    maafin ane om...ane kaga punya kaca mata kuda. ane punyanya kaca pembesar om.
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    ini sih perlu kamus bahasan gaul hahhaha bikin pusing emang
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    Quote Originally Posted by togel View Post
    ini sih perlu kamus bahasan gaul hahhaha bikin pusing emang
    setuju om Togel...biar gak salah ngartiinnya...hehehe
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    Judulnya kok kyk iklan obat sakit kepala aja Om

    Bener Om sakit mata dan kepala jadi cenut2 bacanya untungnya ada terjemahannya
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    ..hahaha..koko sampe berkunang kunang....
    Hidup itu seperti hubungan sex.....kadang di atas (MOT), kadang di bawah (WOT).

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    Quote Originally Posted by co_casanova View Post
    Judulnya kok kyk iklan obat sakit kepala aja Om

    Bener Om sakit mata dan kepala jadi cenut2 bacanya untungnya ada terjemahannya
    Cuman kepala atas aja yang cenut2 kan om?

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    ..hahaha..koko sampe berkunang kunang....
    berarti koko masih normal kalo begitu...hehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by doyo View Post
    Cuman kepala atas aja yang cenut2 kan om?
    Tenang Om dah biasa maen selang kok
    Btw Om doyo bakat juga jadi transleter kok
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    Bahasa 4l4y dah m3r4m84h ke51ni rup4ny4.... hehehehe...

    Penj484r4n TS 8L13 yg k3m4rin j4d1ny4 53p3rt1 1n1 d3ch...

    bingung juga bacanyakan... hehehehehe
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