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    Wink Wartel mesum

    Tukiyem adalah seorang perempuan muda lugu, dgn ragu² masuk ke Wartel 24 jam, sekitar tengah malam.
    Tukiyem kemudian berbicara dgn Lukimin penjaga wartel.

    Tukiyem : Pak, saya mau telpon Ibu sy di kampung, tp sy tdk punya uang.
    Lukimin : Wah, mana bisa pake telpon tp tdk bayar.

    Tukiyem : Tapi ini penting sekali.
    Lukimin : Ya, itu kan masalah anda pribadi, tetapi kalau telpon di sini ya harus bayar.

    Tukiyem : Tolonglah pak, ini benar² penting. Sy mau melakukan apa saja yg penting sy harus bisa telpon ibu di kampung.

    Lukimin berpikir sebentar & melihat Tukiyem yg msh muda lugu itu, timbullah pikiran mesumnya.

    Lukimin : Benar ya, sy bisa bantu mbak untuk telpon ke kampung, tp mbak harus mau mengikuti kemauan sy ???
    Tukiyem kemudian dgn ragu menganggukkan kepalanya tanda setuju.

    Lukimin : Mbak, ikut sy ke belakang.

    Sesampainya di belakang.
    Lukimin : Sekarang mbak harus jongkok. Sambil berdiri dihadapan si Tukiyem, Lukimin kemudian membuka celananya & mengeluarkan 'burung'nya tepat di depan wajah Tukiyem yg dalam posisi jongkok.
    Lukimin : Ayoooo.... (katanya dgn tdk sabar).
    Tukiyem kemudian dgn ragu & perlahan menggenggam 'burung' nya Lukimin.

    Lukimin yg sudah BT (birahi tinggi) & mulai habis batas kesabarannya.
    Lukimin : Ayoooo cepat. Tunggu apa lagi? Kmu mau telpon tdk?

    Tukiyem dgn gemetar mendekati 'burung' dalam genggamannya & berkata: Hallo.... Hallo...., ini simbok ya..?
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    Jiakakakkkk...
    Untung gak dibetot didekatin ke kuping, bisa semaput si Lukimin...

    Dirapikan dong Om, ribet bacanya

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    maaf... Koneksi lelet..
    sudah blie betulkan..
    Jangan panggil Om, Blie aja.. keliatan banget klo Blie udah tuir...

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    kasihan juga si Tukiyem ... Nice Post om
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