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    God is Great

    God is great

    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

    All of the sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

    Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice

    the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,

    I will grant you one wish"

    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

    The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.

    Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach

    the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,

    but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and

    glorify me."



    The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,

    "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said

    that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women,

    I want to know how they feel inside,

    what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,

    why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and

    how I can make a woman truly happy."



    After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that

    bridge?"
    Last edited by Co77ers; 31-10-2012 at 01:47 AM.

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    it's easier to build a bridge than understand a woman...hehehe
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    and god also got confused when women is the topic...
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