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    Rujak........

    Suatu hari sepasang kekasih berlibur dan berkunjung di rumah nenek si cewek.

    Karena keterbatasan kamar maka sepasang kekasih tsb harus tidur sekamar.

    Sebelum masuk kamar, si nenek berpesan sambil berbisik kepada si cucu perempuan : " Jangan mau diapa-apakan ya ?? Kamu teriak saja kalau ada apa2 dan nenek akan segera datang !

    Dan si nenek melanjutkan pesannya : " Kalau dipegang tanganmu, Teriak JAMBU !! Kalau dipegang pipimu, Teriak NANAS !! Kalau dipegang bibirmu Teriak Timun !! Kalau dipegang pahamu Teriak PEPAYA !!

    Akhirnya mereka berdua pun masuk ke kamar.

    Sampai larut malam sang nenek tidak mendengar teriakan apa2..

    Sang nenek pun merasa keadaan sudah aman dan tidur.

    Sampai kira-kira jam 2 pagi, si nenek tiba-tiba mendengar teriakan dari si cucu : " RUJAAAAAKKK...!! "
    Saya hanya seorang fotographer mesum.
    yang mencari dan mengabadikan keindahan
    dengan cara saya sendiri

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    karena udah dipegang semua jadi rujak
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxims View Post

    karena udah dipegang semua jadi rujak
    ane salut sama si cowok, dalam hitungan detik kepegang semua
    Saya hanya seorang fotographer mesum.
    yang mencari dan mengabadikan keindahan
    dengan cara saya sendiri

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    cowok kok di lawan, di tinggal satu kamar yah bisa jadi rujak
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    untung belum dicoblos tuh cewe...kalo udah pasti teriaknya jadi "RUJAK ULEK".
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    Re: Rujak.**************

    Wkwkwkwkkk... Gitu Kok ya sempat mikir kalo semuanya kepegang jadi Rujak...

    Only know you love her when you let her go
    And let her go


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    Re: Rujak.**************

    udah diulek semua maksudnya, makanya jd rujak hehehe
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    Re: Rujak.**************

    jadi rujak ?????????????????
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